rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

im gonna fuck the boot
Anonymous

ok you do that now good 4 u

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

fruitcrocs:

dutchster:

latteos:

A message I never thought I’d get

i’m visualizing this as hannah drowning and gasping for air in a literal sea of cocks

i’m a good person i don’t deserve this

Hannah what did you do

fruitcrocs:

dutchster:

latteos:

A message I never thought I’d get

i’m visualizing this as hannah drowning and gasping for air in a literal sea of cocks

i’m a good person i don’t deserve this

Hannah what did you do

laptopped:

Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

lovejewelry:


Dior Opal Lace Bracelet 

lovejewelry:

Dior Opal Lace Bracelet 

into-th3-abyss:

happymanagement:

I fucking love Willam.

📷😘👬👌📷

Was it absolutely fucking necessary to add emojis to this post.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

dicpic:

dirty mirror, dirty me.